Good news everyone! We've figured out a way to pay for all those much-needed public services without resorting to theft -- aka taxation!
"There's absolutely no need to steal from people in order to have fire protection, security services, libraries, etc. Like you and like the vast majority of people, I'm glad to pay for them. I just don't want to have a gun put to my head to support the legally-mandated only game in town."
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