I can objectively demonstrate that posting on the WOTC D&D fora actually reduces your intelligence.
Einstein and Hawking are two of the smartest guys that ever lived.
They never posted on the WOTC D&D fora.
Therefore, we assign them a score of 0, for no posts.
The more a person posts on the WOTC forums, the less time they have to become an Einstein or Hawking. Therefore, the WOTC poster's potential for genius is inversely proportional to their number of posts.
Thus, we take the inverse of the WOTC poster's posts to represent their potential for genius.
Since Einstein and Hawking have 0 posts on the WOTC fora, we take the inverse of their posts, which is 1/0, so they receive an infinity score on the genius potential scale.
For me, i'm up to post 37, which means i'm already down to 1/37 on the genius potential scale, or 0.027.
I'm getting stoopider by the minute.