Friday, September 21, 2012

Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up



You all act like you haven't seen a Mormon before
Jaws down on the floor, i'm not concerned about the very poor

I got that wrong, sorry, that's not what I meant
I want every American to be in the top one percent

I'm really named Willard, that is my first name
Not looking for a colony on the moon just someone to blame

I like to fire people, I love cars, and I love lakes
I'm running for political office, for Pete's sake!

With regards to abortion, am I Pro-life or Pro-choice?
I firmly believe in my own singing voice

I'm more concerned about banks, they're unable to lend
Corporations are people too, my friend!

My dog is on the roof. My dog is on the roof.
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who?

Understand i'm an exception, the Obama contraception
Not a vulture, i'm an eagle, I get my lawn cut by illegals

There will be an influx. of Hispanic voters in trucks
Look, if you don't believe me, bet ten thousand bucks?

Well, I made a lot of money, matter of factually
I drive a couple of Cadillacs. actually

I have emotion and passion. That's a joke for the record.
But if you want the soul of America restored, come on board
Take your fair share, every Mormon wave your underwear

I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

10 comments:

Fenway5 said...

Cute and funny...but lets talk facts:

During the first 7 years of the Afghan campaign under W
1,400 kia
3,700 wounded

Afghan campaign In Obama's 4 years
3,400 kia
14,000 wounded

Obama has been president 1.9% of the US existence as a country and is responsible for 33.6% of our national debt.

Obama did not save GM, GWB approved and authorized the government intervention plan.

Gasoline price per gallon is over 2x as expensive now as it was when Obama took office.

Americans in poverty up 6.4 million.

Number of Americans on food stamps up 46% from 32m to 47m

Cost of college tuition up 25%

Middle class incomes down $3900

US global competitiveness went from #1 in down to #7.

In economic freedom the US now ranks 10, below Hong Kong, Canada and Chile.

...and the Middle East is aflame with anti-US protests and attacks on our embassies despite a global apology campaign.

Romney may not be my first choice for President, but he is a better choice than our current President.

Aaron E. Steele said...

As a fellow Mormon, I would not let this man anywhere near the nuclear button.

He's nothing like his father, George Romney, a man who had real compassion and courage, and would have made an excellent US President.

Vote how you like. But don't be surprised when President Romney hastens the Mormon end-times by launching Nukes against some imagined enemy of the US.

Aaron E. Steele said...

You do understand that Obama faced the greatest financial catastrophe since the great depression, a depression that took 10 years and a command economy imposed during world war II to overcome?

Rognar said...

Honestly, I don't think it matters a whit who occupies the Oval Office these days. The American political system is so paralyzed with partisanship that unless one party manages to win the WH as well as supermajorities in both houses, nothing will ever get done about the debt bomb. The US economy is going to hit the iceburg at top speed while the politicians rearrange the deck chairs.

Aaron E. Steele said...

We're heading to something really ugly in the next 5-10 years, that's for sure.

Odder said...

Ronald Reagan inherited a worse economy. Then he did something about it.

Obama inherited a bad economy and then drove it into the ground with massive spending on a scale never seen before in US history.

Also he has expanded the powers of the president to a worrying degree.

What will the Republican Presidents do with these new powers to bypass congress and appoint government (Czars)heads with NO impute from the other two branches of government?

He even seized personal private property from investors and took it without recompense then gave it away to others. A totally illegal act! The president does NOT have that power!

Woe to us when/if Romney wins and practices those powers with the right wing agenda.

No,Obama has been a horrid president.

Aaron E. Steele said...

America in the 30's was much worse than the 80's. Do American schools even bother to teach history or civics? Even Canadians seem to know more about American history and politics. Back to school, all of you.

Odder said...

Umm you are missing something,no one is saying the 80's or 2000's were worse than the 1930's. What was said concerned the 80's (very very bad economic times) verse 08-12's(very bad economic times). In fact the 80's was worse than when Obama took office.Despite the regurgitated talking points you here in the US today.

Back to school with you! Don't skimp on reading comprehension.

Odder said...

I do like your blog though,even if we don't agree on real life politics.I'm a Dem and do not like the right wing agenda but you have to be deliberately blind in the US to not see the abuse of power from Obama. If you support a abuse of power from one side you enable the other side to abuse it as well when they have there day.

Aaron E. Steele said...

Thanks.

Let me provide you with my perspective on the order that the 30's, 80's and current periods should be ordered in.

30's: great depression: worst period.

current period: next worst, (there's a reason it's dubbed the great recession).

80's: not nearly as bad as either of the above two periods.